Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Handle Your Woman's Nagging

"Did you take the garbage out? Who left the seat up? What are you thinking about? Are you listening to me?" We all know the drill -- you come home from a night out with the guys and before you can make it to the john to evacuate those last few beers, it starts.

It wasn't always like this, was it? She used to laugh while she wiped away the sloppy joe that missed your mouth. And she thought it was cute when you walked around the house in your tightie whities. Well of course she did, at least that's what she wanted you to think. But as we all know, the female species is smart, if not genius, and your woman knew that she had to suppress her desires to voice her disgust at your obvious immaturities long enough to get you hooked. Now that you're squirming, you could be in trouble.

Let's face it; most women are always going to nag, and most men are always going to cheat. It is, quite simply, human nature. You can also rest assured that whatever it is she's nagging about is probably her fault. All right, all right, it's only her fault 99% of the time. She probably just thinks she gained a few pounds and needs a reason to vent, but be sure you're not the one to break the news that she's "retaining water."

So since we know that she's going to nag for no apparent reason anyway, we might as well try to understand why women do what they do and find some way to deal with it.

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