Wednesday, November 25, 2009

DUFFY- MERCY ACOUSTIC

EUROPEAN CHART TOPPER, DUFFY, WITH AN UNPLUGGED ACOUSTIC VERSION OF HER TOP 10 DANCE SMASH HIT, MERCY. THIS VIDEO HAS SUPERIOR HQ AND SURROUND SOUND.

Lady GaGa - Speechless

Lady Gaga Full Song NEW Exclusive



This song she wrote about her father who recently had heart surgery. He didn't want to so she told him she would stop singing and writing if he decided to not go through with it because she would take care of her family. Lady gaga is a true artist and amazing song writer. She also plays piano amazingly! Check out the vintage footage of her at NYU when she attended there. AMAZING!!!

Cleavage is bad for you!

Monday, November 23, 2009

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Video Phone (Extended Remix) Feat. Lady Gaga

Check out this video: Video Phone (Extended Remix) Feat. Lady Gaga


Video Phone (Extended Remix) Feat. Lady Gaga

Beyonce | MySpace Music Videos

Gila Gila Pengantin Remaja UniKL

TANDA2 KEMATIAN UTK ORG ISLAM

[kepercayaan korg adalah kunci kpd kata hati korg sendri]

+++ tanda-tanda kematian mengikut ulamak adalah benar dan wujud cuma amalan dan ketakwaan kita sahaja yang akan dapat membezakan kepekaan kita kepada tanda-tanda ini.
Rasulallah SAW diriwayatkan masih mampu memperlihat dan menceritakan kepada keluarga dan sahabat secara lansung akan kesukaran menghadapi sakaratulmaut dari awal hinggalah akhirnya hayat Baginda.
Imam Ghazali rahimahullah diriwayatkan memperolehi tanda-tanda ini sehinggakan beliau mampu menyediakan dirinya untuk menghadapi sakaratulmaut secara sendirian. Beliau menyediakan dirinya dengan segala persiapan termasuk mandinya, wuduknya serta kafannya sekali cuma ketika sampai bahagian tubuh dan kepala sahaja beliau telah memanggil abangnya iaitu Imam Ahmad Ibnu Hambal untuk menyambung tugas tersebut. Beliau wafat ketika Imam Ahmad bersedia untuk mengkafankan bahagian mukanya.
Adapun riwayat -riwayat ini memperlihatkan kepada kita sesungguhnya Allah SWT tidak pernah berlaku zalim kepada hambanya. Tanda-tanda yang diberikan adalah untuk menjadikan kita umat Islam supaya dapat bertaubat dan bersedia dalam perjalanan menghadap Allah SWT. Walaubagaimanapun semua tanda-tanda ini akan berlaku kepada orang-orang Islam sahaja manakala orang-orang kafir iaitu orang yang menyekutukan Allah nyawa mereka ini akan terus di rentap tanpa sebarang peringatan sesuai dengan kekufuran mereka kepada Allah SWT.
Adapun tanda-tanda ini terbahagi kepada beberapa keadaan :

**Tanda 100 hari sebelum hari mati.
Ini adalah tanda pertama dari Allah SWT kepada hambanya dan hanya akan disedari oleh mereka-mereka yang dikehendakinya. Walaubagaimanapun semua orang Islam akan mendapat tanda ini cuma samada mereka sedar atau tidak sahaja.
Tanda ini akan berlaku lazimnya selepas waktu Asar. Seluruh tubuh iaitu dari hujung rambut sehingga ke hujung kaki akan mengalami getaran atau seakan-akan mengigil. Contohnya seperti daging lembu yang baru disembelih dimana jika diperhatikan dengan teliti kita akan mendapati daging tersebut seakan-akan bergetar.
Tanda ini rasanya lazat dan bagi mereka sedar dan berdetik di hati bahawa mungkin ini adalah tanda mati maka getaran ini akan berhenti dan hilang setelah kita sedar akan kehadiran tanda ini. Bagi mereka yang tidak diberi kesedaran atau mereka yang hanyut dengan kenikmatan tanpa memikirkan soal kematian , tanda ini akan lenyap begitu sahaja tanpa sebarang munafaat. Bagi yang sedar dengan kehadiran tanda ini maka ini adalah peluang terbaik untuk memunafaatkan masa yang ada untuk mempersiapkan diri dengan amalan dan urusan yang akan dibawa atau ditinggalkan sesudah mati.

**Tanda 40 hari sebelum hari mati
Tanda ini juga akan berlaku sesudah waktu Asar. Bahagian pusat kita akan berdenyut-denyut.Pada ketika ini daun yang tertulis nama kita akan gugur dari pokok yang letaknya di atas Arash Allah SWT.Maka malaikatmaut akan mengambil daun tersebut dan mula membuat persediaannya ke atas kita antaranya ialah ia akan mula mengikuti kita sepanjang masa.
Akan terjadi malaikatmaut ini akan memperlihatkan wajahnya sekilas lalu dan jika ini terjadi, mereka yang terpilih ini akan merasakan seakan-akan bingung seketika.Adapun malaikatmaut ini wujudnya cuma seorang tetapi kuasanya untuk mencabut nyawa adalah bersamaan dengan jumlah nyawa yang akan dicabutnya.

**Tanda 7 hari
Adapun tanda ini akan diberikan hanya kepada mereka yang diuji dengan musibah kesakitan di mana orang sakit yang tidak makan secara tiba-tiba ianya berselera untuk makan.

**Tanda 3 hari
Pada ketika ini akan terasa denyutan di bahagian tengah dahi kita iaitu diantara dahi kanan dan kiri.Jika tanda ini dapat dikesan maka berpuasalah kita selepas itu supaya perut kita tidak mengandungi banyak najis dan ini akan memudahkan urusan orang yang akan memandikan kita nanti.
Ketika ini juga mata hitam kita tidak akan bersinar lagi dan bagi orang yang sakit hidungnya akan perlahan-lahan jatuh dan ini dapat dikesan jika kita melihatnya dari bahagian sisi.
Telinganya akan layu dimana bahagian hujungnya akan beransur-ansur masuk ke dalam.Telapak kakinya yang terlunjur akan perlahan-lahan jatuh ke depan dan sukar ditegakkan.

**Tanda 1 hari
Akan berlaku sesudah waktu Asar di mana kita akan merasakan satu denyutan di sebelah belakang iaitu di kawasan ubun-ubun di mana ini menandakan kita tidak akan sempat untuk menemui waktu Asar keesokan harinya.

**Tanda akhir
Akan berlaku keadaan di mana kita akan merasakan satu keadaan sejuk di bahagian pusat dan ianya akan turun ke pinggang dan seterusnya akan naik ke bahagian halkum. Ketika ini hendaklah kita terus mengucap kalimah syahadah dan berdiam diri dan menantikan kedatangan malaikatmaut untuk menjemput kita kembali kepada Allah SWT yang telah menghidupkan kita dan sekarang akan mematikan pula.

PENUTUP
Sesungguhnya marilah kita bertaqwa dan berdoa kepada Allah SWT semoga kita adalah di antara orang-orang yang yang dipilih oleh Allah yang akan diberi kesedaran untuk peka terhadap tanda-tanda mati ini semoga kita dapat membuat persiapan terakhir dalam usaha memohon keampunan samada dari Allah SWT mahupun dari manusia sendiri dari segala dosa dan urusan hutang piutang kita.Walaubagaimanapun sesuai dengan sifat Allah SWT yang maha berkuasa lagi pemurah lagi maha mengasihani maka diriwatkan bahawa tarikh mati seseorang manusia itu masih boleh diubah dengan amalan doa iaitu samada doa dari kita sendiri ataupun doa dari orang lain. Namun ianya adalah ketentuan Allah SWT semata-mata.
Oleh itu marilah kita bersama-sama berusaha dan berdoa semuga kita diberi hidayah dan petunjuk oleh Allah SWT serta kelapangan masa dan kesihatan tubuh badan dan juga fikiran dalam usaha kita untuk mencari keredhaan Allah SWT samada di dunia mahupun akhirat.
Apa yang baik dan benar itu datangnya dari Allah SWT dan apa yang salah dan silap itu adalah dari kelemahan manusia itu sendiri.
WALLAHUA`LAM.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Top 10 Best Natural Breasts in the World!


Breasts are amazing. They come it all shapes and sizes. They can do tricks. They are fun to look at / stare at / play with and you can even use them to open a beer. In a world where fake breasts are rampant there is something amazing and refreshing about incredible natural breasts. Here we honor those ladies who haven’t been cut up and implanted and are on record saying they are 100% natural.

10. Eva Mendes

Eva Mendes sexy boobs

Eva Mendes have been showing off her rack of late. She appeared topless this year in Vogue Italy and caused controversy in a commercial for a Calvin Klein perfume that was deemed “too hot for television” and subsequently banned. Catch the commercial below.

9. Sara Jean Underwood

Sara Underwood sexy boobs

Sara Jean Underwood was last year’s Playmate of the Year and is soon to star in Spike’s new digital series “Ask a Playmate.” The petite 24-year-old with a 32B bust was born and raised in Oregon and has the distinction of being both a Playboy Playmate and being all natural…a rare and impressive feat

8. Monica Bellucci

Monica Belucci sexy boobs

Monica Bellucci is incredibly sexy. The Italian movie star has flawless milky white skin and bosoms to match. In 2004 she appeared naked on the cover of Italy’s Vanity Fair whilst pregnant to protest against Italian laws that prevented the use of donor sperms. She has appeared topless in many films and is probably best known as a topless vampire in Bram Stocker’s Dracula.BTW – I put Uranus on her breasts. (now say that out a loud)

7. Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian sexy boobs

Kim Kardashian is a voluptuous woman best known for her “stolen” sex tape and appearing in her own reality show. Her breasts are as big as her backside, which is a good thing as they help balance her out. In 2007 she posed for Playboy and, more recently, she wrestled Carmen Electra in Disaster Film, her first film role.

6. Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson sexy boobs

Scarlett Johannson has amazing breasts. The 23-year-old actor, singer and political activist does not believe in monogamy – which doesn’t bode well for impending marriage to Ryan Reynolds. Scarlett is also a cheese freak, saying it’s her main vice. This may help explain her wonderful milk jugs

5. Halle Berry

Halle Berry sexy boobs

Halle Berry recently gave birth and it did wonders for her cleavage. Berry is one of the world’s highest paid female actors and will take off her top for a price. She appeared topless in Swordfish and here’s hoping she’ll do it again.

4. Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson sexy boobs

It’s hard not to notice Jessica Simpson’s breasts. They are clearly her best feature. The pop singer / country music "star" recently ruffled the feathers of PETA activists when she wore a t-shirt that read “Real Women Eat Meat”. In response Pamela Anderson called her a “b**ch” and a “whore” – which is a bit of the old pot calling the kettle black.

3. Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook sexy boobs

British actress and model Kelly Brook has two vices – dating bald men and appearing nude on film. The British media are obsessed with her 36DD breasts and who wouldn’t be? She was recently voted the woman most British men wished to date.

2. Marisa Miller

Marisa Miller sexy boobs

This year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover girl Marisa Miller began her career appearing topless in Perfect 10 magazine. She transitioned into more mainstream modeling after being noticed by a photographer on a Californian beach. Marisa’s all natural 34D breasts are why guys eagerly anticipate Victoria’s Secret’s annual catalogue.

1. Keeley Hazell

Keeley Hazell sexy boobs

Keeley Hazell has the most astonishing breasts on the planet. She has made a career out of showing them off. Every week she appears topless in some magazine and it never, ever gets old. Her 32E breasts are magnificent and will leave you at a loss for words. Kudos to you Ms. Hazell - you make the world a better place.

T1 and T3 Internet Connections

T1 and T3 are both examples of high-speed telephone lines. Both of them may be used to provide broadband internet access. Technically, a T1 connection is a fiber-optic or copper line that is separate from the regular phone line. However, the T1 line can be used for both broadband Internet access in addition to phone purposes.

T1 and T3 lines are commonly used by businesses because they offer very fast data transfer rates. This is appealing to businesses that need to transfer large amounts of data each day. Additionally, T lines provide very reliable forms of Internet access, with “always on” capability and very few incidences of lost Internet connections. In terms of speed, T1 lines operate at 1.5 Mbps, and T3 lines operate at 44.6 Mbps. In other words, T3 lines are about 30 times faster than T1. These high speeds are very useful for heavy Internet traffic situations as well as for situations in which a network must be accessed by a larger number of users. A T1 line operating at full capacity can accommodate up to 24 users working at 64 Kbps.

Businesses that require very fast broadband Internet connections will appreciate T3 lines as they are among the fastest connections available today. T3 lines offer enough bandwidth to host multiple high-traffic web sites as well as “always on” access for organizations, schools and other groups that require hosting for high-volume web sites.

T line broadband Internet connections are very widely used and are available in almost every region. These broadband Internet connections are currently among the most common way that companies connect their LAN to the rest of the world.

While the majority of everyday Internet users will not require the benefits that T1 and T3 broadband Internet connections provide, both of these connections do allow businesses with multiple users to talk on the phone and use the Internet at the same time using the same phone line. Also, multiple users can download files at a very fast speed. In addition to very fast Internet access, very high bandwidth and reliability, T1 and T3 connections also offer increased security.

In terms of cost, T1 and T3 are definitely premium services, so they can be a bit pricey. You’ll pay more for these connections than you will for standard cable or DSL. However, what you’re getting in return is an extremely high-quality, state-of-the-art communications service. Productivity can easily increase as well and broadband Internet access will be extremely fast and easy to use.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Lady GaGa - Bad Romance



Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

I want your ugly
I want your disease
I want your everything
As long as it’s free
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love)

I want your drama
The touch of your hand
I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love)

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad, your bad romance

I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh--oh-oooh!)
I want your love and
All your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

I want your horror
I want your design
‘Cause you’re a criminal
As long as your mine
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love-uuhh)

I want your psycho
Your vertigo stick
Want you in my rear window
Baby your sick
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
(Love-love-love I want your love)

You know that I want you
('Cause I'm a freak bitch baby!)
And you know that I need you
I want a bad, bad romance

I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I want your love and
All your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

Walk, walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy

Walk, walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy

Walk, walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy

Walk, walk fashion baby
Work it
I'm a freak bitch, baby

I want your love and
I want your revenge
I want your love
I don’t wanna be friends

J'adore l'amour
Et je veux ton revenge
J'adore l'amour
I don’t wanna be friends
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
I don’t wanna be friends
(Caught in a bad romance)
I don’t wanna be friends
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Want your bad romance
(Caught in a bad romance)
Want your bad romance!

I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
I want your love and
All your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Want your bad romance
(Caught in a bad romance)
Want your bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Want your bad romance
(Caught in a bad romance)

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

Putting it all Together

Like I mentioned before, your woman is going to nag no matter what; that is just one of the prices you are going to pay in a serious relationship. So, it's really up to you to decide how long you can deal with it, or if it's worth dealing with at all.

Remember; you have to accept her and all of her imperfections if you really want to keep her around, but if the fighting and nagging outweigh the good times, it might be time to move on... so that you can start looking for a new woman to nag at you!

How can you Handle it?

Unless you plan on dumping her, you are going to have to learn to anticipate, deal with, or simply avoid her nagging. Here are some ways in which you can do just that:

Anticipate it
1- If you're coming home late and didn't call, be ready for it when you walk through the door. Bring her flowers and tell her that you had to drive around for hours trying to find a place that's still open.

2- Most women give off signals when they're unhappy. If she gets unusually silent, ignores you, or just seems generally different, it's about to hit the fan.

3- Listen to her. Whether you want to believe it or not, most women will generally tell us at least once or twice what it is that they are ticked about; we just don't hear them because they speak in a special code that only other women can understand. But if you listen really closely, you might get enough out of what she's saying to try to save yourself some of the hassle.

Deal with it
1- The zone-out method. We all do this subconsciously, you just have to learn to develop the talent to a point where she won't notice you're doing it. This is where you simply nod, smile and agree with her while not hearing a single word she says. In one ear, out the other. Just learn to be responsive to the phrase "Are you listening to me?" But if she says, "What did I just say?" you're on your own buddy.

2- The "You're right" method. This one gives you the element of surprise. As soon as she starts in, you beat her to the punch. "I know sweetheart, I should have mowed the lawn last week, sometimes I don't even know why I forget to do these simple things." She will probably be so amazed at the words, that she'll let you off the hook so you can get back to ESPN.

Avoid it
1- Do something unexpected and counteract any nagging that may potentially be on the way, kind of like stocking up on anti-nag fluid.

2- Try to figure out what she's angry about before she tears into you, and fix it. If you're proactive she won't have anything to gripe about and you can move onto more important things like the Packers game.

3- Break it off. If the nagging gets to a point where you just can't take it anymore, then it might be time to let go. There is no use in beating a dead dog; chances are that you both already know it's over, and maybe that is one of the reasons she is griping so much.

Types of Naggers

A female nagger can be classified in one of four groups:

The Innocent: This is the one nagger that doesn't really mean to nag. She brings up problems that she has to make you aware of, but tries to do so without making you angry or starting an argument. Chances are her intentions are good, she just needs a little work on her approach.

The Chatterbox: This nagger never seems to stop. But her nagging rarely escalates into real fights because you've probably learned to effectively zone her out (by the way, this is a good method that I'll cover later; just don't let her catch you).

The Riddler: Ah, the nagger that nags without nagging (say that five times fast). She says things like, "Would you like to try and guess why the green plates are not in the cabinet?" You have no idea what she's talking about and she knows it, otherwise why would she be asking in the first place?

The T-Rex: If she doesn't rip your head off while screaming at you, you got away lucky. It seems as though she actually grows horns when the nagging starts, the room gets a little darker, you know it's coming and there's no place to run. Scientific studies conducted within the AskMen laboratories showed conclusive evidence that she may very well be one of Satan's minions. Good luck with all that.

Want to shut her up once and for all? Here's how...

Why does She Nag?

Don't start feeling guilty just yet because chances are that her nagging has very little to do with you. But in all fairness, if she "asked" you to take out the garbage ten times and then "tells" you to do it before she empties it on your convertible, then you could be part of the problem. Nevertheless, she is overreacting a bit.

Here's why she keeps on keeping on...

Female nature
Most women nag because it is in their nature to do so. They grew up watching most of the women around them doing it and were taught that it was the best way to handle men and their occasional inability to function on a normal human level. This applies even more so to the women who are just coming of age, as they were brainwashed even more by television shows like Roseanne , in which the entire emphasis was on pointing out men's many failings.

The big picture
Sometimes women nag over some seemingly insignificant thing in order to work their way onto larger issues. She knows that it is going to get you peeved and plans on using that anger later to bring up whatever it is that is really bothering her.

She's a little loopy
Have you ever thought that perhaps she's just plain crazy? I know that it's hard to accept, but when it comes down to it most women are at least mildly psychotic, if not full-blown lunatics. So remember, if she is indeed a wacko, when the nagging starts, don't push her to the point of dismembering your favorite member.

Handle Your Woman's Nagging

"Did you take the garbage out? Who left the seat up? What are you thinking about? Are you listening to me?" We all know the drill -- you come home from a night out with the guys and before you can make it to the john to evacuate those last few beers, it starts.

It wasn't always like this, was it? She used to laugh while she wiped away the sloppy joe that missed your mouth. And she thought it was cute when you walked around the house in your tightie whities. Well of course she did, at least that's what she wanted you to think. But as we all know, the female species is smart, if not genius, and your woman knew that she had to suppress her desires to voice her disgust at your obvious immaturities long enough to get you hooked. Now that you're squirming, you could be in trouble.

Let's face it; most women are always going to nag, and most men are always going to cheat. It is, quite simply, human nature. You can also rest assured that whatever it is she's nagging about is probably her fault. All right, all right, it's only her fault 99% of the time. She probably just thinks she gained a few pounds and needs a reason to vent, but be sure you're not the one to break the news that she's "retaining water."

So since we know that she's going to nag for no apparent reason anyway, we might as well try to understand why women do what they do and find some way to deal with it.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Sedari Kemunculan yakjuj dan makjuj

Tontoni Video Ini..

Symbolism of a Butterfly Tattoo

* The butterfly is a symbol of transformation or change, love and joy.

* I got a butterfly tattoo after i had a bad experience in life and i gave myself a better life and the reason why i got one is because it made me feel really free with out any more hurting in my life..

* I got a butterfly tattoo after a personal experience in my life. Rarely do I share what my tattoos mean, after reading that last comment, I figured go ahead. To me, it represents beauty, changes, taking flight, simplicity and peace. At first, its an ugly caterpillar and no one will give it a second look. but with time and dedication, it becomes something marvelous to the human eye. Its a natural wonder. So, with my life, after getting through some tough times, a butterfly just reminded me of myself actually. I had to take time and appreciate what I had and what I hope to be in the future.

* I just got my butterfly tattoo a week ago and for me it means a new life, a new beginning if you will. I think that after years of trying to please everyone else by being someone I'm not my butterfly was my gift to me for being me. It was spontaneous and exhilarating, it is beautiful and calm it is colorful and vibrant...everything I want to continue to be! ~ Happy.

* In paintings, particularly Dutch Renaissance (sp?) butterflies stand for fleeting love (Jacques Louis David, Cupid and Psyche).

* I got my butterfly tattoo 3 weeks ago. When I first got it I just thought that it would be fun to have but now that I think about it, it represents a new life for me. I just started college last fall and I am changing in ways that I would never of even think of. So mine it means changes and enjoying life to its fullest

* Traditionally butterflies are pretty and so many people want them as mere decoration. In a deeper sense butterflies represent rebirth or transformation from the caterpillar to the beautiful butterfly.

* A friend of mine got a butterfly tattoo recently. Just because she likes butterflies. It doesn't "mean" anything! Check out tattoo symbolism here: http://tattoo.about.com/cs/beginners/a/symbols_intro.htm But remember, sometimes a rose is just a rose. It doesn't mean or symbolize anything!

* It could represent different things for different people. Here are some examples of Butterfly symbolism: Change, Joy and/or Color. The butterfly can also represent transition and freedom as well as peace. The native americans believe that if you tell a secret to a butterfly it is ever safe in there keeping, given that a butterfly can not speak. Some people use a butterfly to symbolize someone close that has passed away, I believe that some european cultures believe that spirits or souls are trapped in white butterflies. Others just like the look of butterfly and the tat may not represent anything significant to them.

* A purple butterfly symbolizes the fight against Lupus, a type of cancer . . . my mother has it.

* A womens vagina

FYI - Lupus is NOT a type of cancer. It is not in the cancer family. Lupus is an autoimmune disease. http://www.lupus.org/newsite/index.html

* Obviously the meaning of a tattoo totally depends on the person, I think the last definition is the most accurate, but nevertheless I'd like to share the meaning of my butterfly tattoo with you. First of all I shall tell you a story of a butterfly. When my grandma died and before she was buried she was placed in her coffin in a closed gloomy room with neither windows nor ventilation. Just a pathetic electric bulb lighted her while her loved ones said their last goodbyes, but when they entered the room they found a butterfly flying around with its brightly colored wings. It is a mystery how it arrived there...

Therefor for me a butterfly symbolizes ༺the spirit༻. It symbolizes both ༺life and death༻, with its three stages is symbolizes ༺the ages of mankind༻, it symbolizes ༺reincarnation༻, it also symbolizes ༺progress and self-completion throughout life༻, it symbolizes ༺feminineness and fragility༻. Finally, to me it symbolizes the ༺short and intense life༻, and the "magic" dust on it's wings is our freedom, that enables our flight. I hope that someone finds my opinion of some use.

* My nan just passed away a couple of months ago and I have really been thinking hard what tattoo to get to symbolize what she ment to me. I think a butterfly symbolizes love, joy, freedom, a new beginning for every ending, strong, and beauty. I'm sure the list goes on and on. But I think they're a wonderful way to remeber a loved one.

* In Russia, especially that of belonging to the mafia, you're no one unless you're inked. A good movie to watch to manifest this is "Eastern Promises" with that chick from The Ring and Viggo? from Lord of the Rings. In one of the most dangerous prisons there, maybe even the world, inmates planning to escape would always choose someone to go with them. Many people can venture an educated guess as to why...crossing that frozen Siberian tundra leaves one pretty hungry. The person chosen to accompany, and later become dinner, was called a cow. But back to the "scouting" process, if the inmate was marked with a butterfly, that meant they were loyal. And therefore, were not chosen to be the cow. Have one tattooed on the bend of my left elbow.

Cara-cara Mendidik Isteri Nakal

Useful Guide for you, If you don't really know it..

CD Cover Assignment Kami - Digital Audio Video

Rockferre

Front View



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Well Done.

Definitions of politic

  • marked by artful prudence, expedience, and shrewdness; "it is neither polite nor politic to get into other people's quarrels"; "a politic decision ...
  • smoothly agreeable and courteous with a degree of sophistication; "he was too politic to quarrel with so important a personage"; "the manager pacified the customer with a smooth apology for the error"
    wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn
  • The Politic: The Yale College Journal of Politics is a quarterly Yale University student publication that traces its roots to 1947, when the Yale Political Journal: A Magazine of Student Opinion was founded. ...
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Politic
  • Politics is the process by which groups of people make decisions. The term is generally applied to behaviour within civil governments, but politics has been observed in all human group interactions, including corporate, academic, and religious institutions. ...
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politic
  • Polites - In Greek mythology, Polites (Greek: Πολίτης) referred to two different people, both of whom feature as minor characters in the epics by Homer.
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polites

Monday, November 9, 2009

Kalo LELAKI HENSEM vs LELAKI X HENSEM

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-handsome pendiam ~perempuan cakap : wow, cool giler…....

-x handsome pendiam ~perempuan cakap : eh,perasan bagus......

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-handsome berbuat jahat ~perempuan cakap : nobody’s perfect....

-x handsome buat jahat ~perempuan cakap : memang! Muka pun cam rumh pecah!....

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-handsome menolong perempuan yg diganggu ~perempuan cakap : wah, machonya..cam hero filem....

-x handsome menolong perempuan yg diganggu ~ perempuan cakap : entah2 kwn dia…....

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-handsome dapat perempuan cantik ~perempuan cakap : sepadan sangat......

-x handsome dapat perempuan cantik ~perempuan cakap : mesti kene bomoh perempuan tuh!....

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-handsome ditinggal kekasih ~perempuan cakap : jgn sedih..sy kn ade......

-x handsome ditinggal kekasih ~perempuan cakap : (terdiam,tp telunjuknya meliuk-liuk dr atas ke bwh…patutlah..tengok saje luarannye…)....

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-handsome bawak BMW ~perempuan cakap : Matching..hebat luar dalam......

-x handsome bawak BMW ~perempuan cakap : bang,bosnyer mane?....

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-handsome tuang air kt gelas pompuan ~perempuan cakap : nie barulh lelaki gentleman......

-x handsome tuang air kt gelas pompuan ~perempuan cakap : naluri pembantu, memang begitu…....

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-handsome sedih hati ~perempuan cakap : let me be your shoulder to cry on…....

-x handsome sedih hati ~perempuan cakap : kuat nangis?!!..lalaki ke bukan nih?....

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Ish..ish…kesian kt lelaki x handsome la kalau cam nih..x baik tw..x ensem x semestinyer x baik.. ...

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Cara Untuk Mengetahui Kamu Mencintai Seseorang...

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Semasa kamu sedang membaca ini, dalam fikiran kamu terbayang wajah dia sahaja.

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Kamu akan melakukan apa sahaja untuk membolehkan kamu berjumpa dengannya.

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Kamu perasan kamu sentisa senyum apabila kamu memandangnya.

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Dia adalah segalanya yang kamu ingin fikirkan.



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Bila kamu memandangnya, kamu tidak nampak orang lain di sekeliling. Kamu hanya nampak dia...

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Kamu akan tersenyum bila kamu mendengar suaranya.

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Kamu rasa serba tak kena bila berjauhan dengannya.

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Kamu berjalan dengan perlahan sekali bila bersama dengannya.

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Kamu bercakap dengan dia hingga lewat malam dan bila kamu tidur, kamu masih teringat padanya.

Recca.

How to Handle a Woman

Exclusive on iamapat.blogspot.com! :)



If you need a reminder of how things have changed for working women in the past few decades, this quaint little guide for employers from the July 1943 edition of Transportation Magazine should do the trick. Male supervisors of women in the workforce during the Second World War were given 11 tips on “Getting More Efficiency out of Women”. It has great entertainment value and will make a fascinating talking point the next time your granny comes to tea.

1. Pick young married women. They usually have more of a sense of responsibility than their unmarried sisters: they’re less likely to be flirtatious, they need the work or they wouldn’t be doing it, and they still have the interest to work hard and to deal with the public efficiently.

2. When you use older women, try to get ones who have worked outside the home at some time in their lives. Older women who have never been in contact with the public have a hard time adapting themselves and are inclined to be cantankerous and fussy. It’s always well to impress upon older women the importance of friendliness and courtesy.

3. General experience indicates that “husky” girls — those who are just a little on the heavy side — are more even-tempered and efficient than their underweight sisters.

4. Retain a doctor to give each woman you hire a special physical examination. This step not only protects the property against the possibility of a lawsuit, but reveals whether the employee-to-be has any female weaknesses that would make her mentally or physically unfit for the job.

5. Stress at the outset the importance of time — the fact that a minute or two lost here and there makes serious inroads on schedules. Until this point is made, service is likely to be slowed up.

6. Give the female employee a definite day-long schedule of duties so that she will keep busy without bothering the management for instructions every few minutes. Numerous properties say that women make excellent workers when they have their jobs cut out for them, but that they lack initiative in finding work for themselves.

7. Whenever possible, let the employee change from one job to another at some time during the day. Women are inclined to be less nervous and happier with change.

8. Give every girl an adequate number of rest periods during the day. You have to make some allowance for feminine psychology. A girl has more confidence and is more efficient if she can keep her hair tidied, apply fresh lipstick and wash her hands several times a day.

9. Be tactful when issuing instructions or in making criticisms. Women are often sensitive; they can’t shrug off harsh words the way men do. Never ridicule a woman — it breaks her spirit and cuts off her efficiency.

10. Be considerate about using strong language around women. Even though a girl’s husband or father may swear vociferously, she’ll grow to dislike a place of business where she hears too much of this.

11. Get enough size variety in operators’ uniforms, so that each girl can have a proper fit. This point can’t be stressed too much in keeping women happy.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Husbands for Sale!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the
store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may
choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead gorgeo us, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who
can handle the truth!

Beware of Women

One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heard from her mother that if she does a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Angel" would come to her in her dreams & give her 3 boons. So she decided to do it. She completed 4 years successfully, doing prayer regularly.

Now it was a day for "Angel" to come. So she slept earlier with thoughts in her mind to ask. And, really an "Angel" comes in her dreams. Now this is the dialogue between them.

Angel: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am very very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can ask anything you like, but there is one condition.

Girl: Condition!, what is that?

Angel: You have a boy-friend?

Girl: Yes.

Angel: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for you, so he also sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didn’t know anything about boon and all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So whatever you will ask, he will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are agreed, then proceed for the 1st boon.

Girl: (After thinking for some time …): Yes, I am ready.

Girl: 1st, make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the world.

Angel: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you.

Girl: It’s OK.

Angel: Be as you wish!

Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful girl in the world. Angel: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most handsome boy in the world.

Girl: It’s OK.

Angel: Be as you wish.

Angel: Now the last boon remains.

Girl: O Angel, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.

Angel: What? Are you sure!

Girl: Yes. Very sure!

Angel: Be as you wish.

Think friends, what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack & died at once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl became the world’s most beautiful girl and the richest one, too.

Moral of the story: So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really more intelligent than we believe about them to be. So be careful boys!

Now, girls please stop reading … boys scroll down…

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Dear boys, don't worry, actually what happened is something different than what you all think! Actually, the girl’s boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER than that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than the girl, being world’s richest and the most handsome boy.

Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not really that much intelligent than what we believe them to be. So don't worry if you think that you have girl-friend, intelligent than you.

Hey….I told u girls not to read…

Just for fun with truth…

Definition of VIP

I don't understand why people keep using word of VIP, therefore I refer to oxford dictionary and found few definitions:-

- Very immoral person

- Very immodest person

- Very impatient person

- Very impecunious person

- Very imperfect person

- Very impotent person

Anybody wants to add?

Merry Marry

"Why did you marry your husband?" asked the neighborhood gossip.
"You don't seem to have too much in common."
"It was the old story of opposites attracting each other," the woman explained. "I was pregnant and he wasn't."

My Library and Her Diary

HER DIARY

Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. ; he seemed distant and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I wanted to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.




HIS DIARY

MAN UTD. lost 2-0 to Chelsea today, but at least I got laid.

Stupid Quotes by George W. Bush

“And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I’m sorry it’s the case, and I’ll work hard to try to elevate it.” –George W. Bush, interview on National Public Radio, Jan. 29, 2007

“I think that the vice president is a person reflecting a half-glass-full mentality.” –George W. Bush, interview on National Public Radio, Jan. 29, 2007

“And one thing we want during this war on terror is for people to feel like their life’s moving on, that they’re able to make a living and send their kids to college and put more money on the table.” –George W. Bush, interview on the NewsHour with Jim Lehrer, Jan. 16, 2007

“The best way to defeat the totalitarian of hate is with an ideology of hope — an ideology of hate — excuse me –with an ideology of hope.” –George W. Bush, Fort Benning, Ga., Jan. 11, 2007

“Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 7, 2006

“The only way we can win is to leave before the job is done.” –George W. Bush, Greeley, Colo., Nov. 4, 2006

“Anybody who is in a position to serve this country ought to understand the consequences of words.” –George W. Bush, interview with Rush Limbaugh, Nov. 1, 2006

“You know, when I campaigned here in 2000, I said, I want to be a war President. No President wants to be a war President, but I am one.” –George W. Bush, Des Moines, Iowa, Oct. 26, 2006 Maria Bartiromo:

“I’m curious, have you ever googled anybody? Do you use Google?” President Bush: “Occasionally. One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps. It’s very interesting to see — I’ve forgot the name of the program — but you get the satellite, and you can — like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes.” –interview with CNBC’s Maria Bartiromo, Oct. 24, 2006

“You’re one of the outstanding leaders in a very important part of the world. I want to thank you for strategizing our discussions.” –George W. Bush, meeting with the prime minister of Malaysia, New York, N.Y., Sept. 18, 2006

“The Patriot Act has increased the flow of information within our government and it has helped break up terrorist cells in the United States of America. And the United States Congress was right to renew the terrorist act — the Patriot Act.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. , Sept. 7, 2006

“You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.” –George W. Bush, interview with CBS News’ Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006

“I said I was looking for a book to read, Laura said you ought to try Camus. I also read three Shakespeares. … I’ve got a eck-a-lec-tic reading list.” –George W. Bush, interview with NBC’s Brian Williams, New Orleans, La., Aug. 29, 2006

Democrat and Republican

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow now, it's MY fault!

Good Government

A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp.

"This would look nice on my mantelpiece," he thinks, so he takes it home with him. While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!" POOF! A Pepsi appears before him on his desk, so he picks it up and guzzles it all at once.

Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island where no one but beautiful & lonely women reside." POOF! Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females fighting over him.

He then tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish I'd never have to work ever again." POOF! He's back in his office.

The Five Surgeons

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."

Good Business Logics

Father: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president..."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gate's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

A Father defines Politics for his Child

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?”

Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism.

Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people.

The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense.”

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now.” The father says, “Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.” The little boy replies, “Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t.”

Hillary Clinton and God

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They’re up in heaven, and God’s sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.

“Al, what do you believe in?”

Al replies, “Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we’ll all die.”

God thinks for a second and says “Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left.”

God then addresses Bill. “Bill, what do you believe in?”

Bill replies, “Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people’s pain.”

God thinks for a second and says “Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right.”

God then address Hillary. “Hillary, what do you believe in?”

“I believe you’re in my chair.”

Tahi Lalat

Pda suatu ptg..2 ekr lalat ngah mkn taik..

Berkata bini lalat.."bang..nape kita mkn taik..?"

laki lalat pun jwb...."ish..x baik cakap bnda kotor wktu mkn..."

Malam Pertama

Satu malam di kamar pengantin selepas selesai majlis kenduri kawin.....

Isteri : abg.... Apa yang seronok sangat malam pertama nie yer..... Abg cerita la sikit...

Suami : oooo... Malam pertama ni adalah malam yang penuh istimewa bagi pasangan suami isteri...kerana kita bakal

menempuh pengalaman baru dalam hidup kita..

Isteri : yer ker bang,..... Pengalaman camner tue..

Suami: yer laaaa..... Macam malam nie ayang berpeluang tido sekatil bersama lelaki .... Pastu ayang berpeluang

melakukan hubungan seks ngan lelaki.

Isteri : Ermmm.... Takde istimewa pun... Ayang dah biasa buat ngan bf lama dulu dah.....

Suami : Aper................^%^&&**

I Swear you will like these Gorgeous Eyes


I dont know her names, but her eyes are gorgeous, as well as her skin!



I want somebody like this! (If God will :D)

Snow White Make Up for Halloween 2009

Snow White, the beautiful princess. This video will show you how to look like her for Halloween. I must remind you, I forgot to bring my mirror, so if I made any mistakes, please bear with me. Using the reflection of the swivel camera is not easy. It's tiny! Don't bite the apple! As for the ramen at the end, I was Hungry! I don't like the taste of apples...I had to eat Ramen.



Hope you Enjoy it! :)